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vintagegal:

Burlesque dancer Ethelyn Butler c. 1955

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kingjaffejoffer:

dapenguinninja:

deebott:

omg

for a sec I thought he murdered the pussy in mid trip. watch her head roll back lol

LMAO @ this bullshit

(Source: ta-ble)

Shout out to all those that sold their Beyonce tickets cuz they thought she was really pregnant.

lmfao. I’ll tell y’all how the show went

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scrotumcoat:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

the best long term payoff for a joke ever on snl

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It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

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Let me show up to your crib to look at a room and you lead me to a fucking closet….I’m punchin you in the fucking face.

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yokellyyyyy:

If that red lady hurts my Robert bastard Gendry, I’ll light the biggest fire the North has ever seen

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shezuschrist:

teddyyo:

hooliganforthehellofit:

LOOK AT NICKI IN THE BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO

Lol

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haydenwilliamsillustrations:

Beyoncé - Grown Woman by Hayden Williams 

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this moment was magical

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restti:

beyonceinfo:

Schoolin’ Life 

Damn Bey

ohhhh i can’t wait to see schoolin life

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FRANK OCEAN / GARAGISME

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mochaa-a:

tubesock:

poonraider:

the cops shot an innocent white woman WHILE she was being robbed at gunpoint by another guy

NYPD is insane.

…they shoot white women now???

image

that gif. i’m sorry wut

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ghdos:

kingjaffejoffer:

nbcnightlynews:

JUST IN: Powerball numbers: 22-10-13-14-52 & Powerball 11

I regret to inform everyone. I am not a millionaire.

Me either.

I got 1 white ball and the pb so whats that like a couple dollars…like 4? i’ll take it.

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baby when you

stole my cool

cuz you had me at hello

hello

hello

hellllooooooooooo

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